She gives him an exaggerated pouting face. "I'd rather you not be that drunk because one, you're probably heavy and two, I couldn't take advantage of you that way."

"To clarify, I'm totally okay with it being just me and you. I'm just trying to make you more comfortable with this whole singing thing. In fact, you, me and some tequila sounds like a good night. Just as long as we avoid me carrying you home."