[His cheeks actually turn red at the soft, almost inaudible words that he's sure he wasn't supposed to have heard. Stefan helps himself to some more lasagna, only to groan at what Elena just volunteered him for - ]

Nuh-uh. I'm not baking five dozen cupcakes for Caroline again. [Again?? Implying there was a first time?] Or your PTA moms, okay? I'd get eaten alive.

I will, however, drop by and cook every single meal until Jenna gets sick of me.